Last Saturday, some of the teachers and students from Speed were present at the London Pub for a Saint Patrick’s day celebration, which basically involved drinking Guinness and singing along to songs played by Marcin. It was a good crack, as they say in Ireland.

Guinness is the best-selling drink of all time in Ireland; the company makes over two billion euros every year. They say the perfect pint of Guinness takes about two minutes to pour, which is why we always have to wait a bit longer when we order it from the bar.

Drinking Slang
Drink link: A cash machine (Bankomat).
To get plastered: To get drunk e.g. let’s go out and get plastered.
Drink shrink: Those who, after a few drinks, discover they have the ability to psychoanalyze and offer solid personal advice to their friends and/or strangers.
Grog monster: The part of the brain that insists you keep drinking long after you should have gone home and passed out (become unconscious).

There aren’t any clubs or lectures this week so sit back and enjoy the latest episode of Bobby Callan. All that remains for me to say is..

“have a good Easter!”

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!
How does Easter end?

With the letter R!

The Adventures of Bobby Callan #23

Due to technical difficulties (err, OK I admit it was my fault!) Bobby Callan is only available as an image file, so click on the picture to read it.