Last Week
Brian gave a lecture on collocations and Gosia hosted Travel Club. Saturday also saw the return of Jeff Shiffman to the London Pub. You may remember him from Music Club. Our very own Kel accompanied him on vocals for a couple of songs and impressed us all with his rendition of Creedance Clearwater’s “Have You Ever Seen The Rain.” Nice one, Kel :)

This Week
If you’re interested in having a conversation with a native speaker, then why not sign up for the Intermediate Conversation Club. It’s this Tuesday, so get your name down if you want to go. Brian will also be doing Rock Climbing Club again on Friday.

You know you're really broke when...

American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

You look at your room-mate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

At communion you go back for seconds.

You wash your toilet paper.

You have to save up to be poor.

You're in college.

On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.

You owe yourself money.

Your imaginary friend has more money than you.